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Pancaking 

A sexual act in which a pancake is wiped across the person’s ass hole and then slapped against their titties until one or both partners comes.
Dory and Drew admitted to pancaking Keith.
Pancaking by PearlRachinsky February 7, 2021

Chocolate Pancaking 

A sexual activity involving the separation of butt cheeks in order to rub two persons anus's together. Much like scissoring this must be done with partners at 90 degree angles, but can be done by partners of any gender. This activity was notoriously found to be used by Middle Schoolers at Gresham Middle School in Knoxville, TN as a way to have sexual relations while preserving virginity.
Kyle was Chocolate Pancaking with his teacher Mae so that he would remain a virgin.

pancaking 

When you assume a sex position so that each thrust emits a sound similar to that of pancakes being thrown at walls.
Brit couldn't sleep last night because of how hard Haig and Jacox were pancaking

Playdating 

When you're only 14 years old and you want to date someone, but your parents tell you you're not old enough (especially when the person you want to date is older).

You are allowed to go on play dates (hence the playdating) until the 16 year old benchmark is met. Playdating is a good way to get to know your potential significant other while keeping it clean by playing with blocks and coloring pictures.
When Charlotte wanted to date Grant, her parents told her she was too young, so her sister suggested they take it slow and consider playdating instead.
Playdating by 32312 August 7, 2012

pancakin' wednesday 

the day following fucking tuesday. the word pancake MUST be used instead of fuck!!
1) PANCAKE YOU MOTHER-PANCAKER. YOU ARE PANCAKIN RIDICULOUS! YOUR FACE IS GONNA GET PANCAKED!
2)In the wild, male possums go through many intense mating rituals in order to recieve and pancake female possums.

ITS PANCAKIN' WEDNESDAY

Hooker Pancaking 

You and a small group of friends make a trip to your local (insert location restaurant that sells all-you-can-eat pancakes) and make an effort to smuggle out a good amount of syrup and butter coated pancakes...
You take a trip out to your local red-light district to go hunting...
Find a prostitute...the uglier, the better...
You ask to 'see the goods' and as soon as she's flops out her used up tits, you lob a pancake into her sad little life.
Film the response, drive off laughing...
Dude, Nikki, Steph, TK, and I just got back from IHop.
They had all-you-can-eat pancakes!!!
We're about to go Hooker Pancaking!!!
Wanna Come?
Hooker Pancaking by EEby October 12, 2010
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