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An abnormally large person, usually fat as opposed to tall. Will likely suffer with diabetes in later life, if they make it that far. Plastels are usually strong individuals, but due to their huge food consumption spend up to 73% of their life on the toilet.
Bruh look at that guy, what a plastel!
plastel by lordbernabus January 18, 2018
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PROMAC&PASTEL 

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL
I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL
PROMAC&PASTEL by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 6, 2011

Platelet 

Another word for loli.
Platelet by u_mom_gay_haha July 16, 2018

pastelpantaphilia 

(n) pastel rainbow pants; a highly contagious disease that has spread through the K-Pop community with devastating effects, such as the before and after Lucifer dances by SHINee and Infinite's music videos.
I really wanted to perform Lucifer by SHINee but then SHINee caught pastelpantaphilia and I don't want it to spread.

I really hope Infinite burns their pink and baby blue pants to stop the spread of pastelpantaphilia.

Friend: Wow, that band looks so cheesy! Look at those awful pastel pants!
KPop fan: They used to be cool, before they caught pastelpantaphilia.
pastelpantaphilia by Yoona Choi November 28, 2011

plasteel 

An alloy sometimes used in science fiction, and a combination of the words "plastic" and "steel." It is supposedly an extremely strong metal that is flexible and durable. Notable mentions of this metal can be found in the Star Wars franchise and the video game RimWorld, as well as other media.
The body armor was plated with plasteel, ensuring that it would be easy to wear and provide substantial protection.
plasteel by EliteNinja26 June 27, 2017

Pastel Gamer 

A gamer who likes pastel aesthetics usually has a pastel setup and surrounds themselves with the pastel theme. Their theme could be all the pastel colors or just a specific color or two but it is usually just very light colors. They are usually into soft cute things but can be found playing any game.
There are a lot of cute pastel gamers nowadays.
My friend is a pastel gamer. She has a lot of plushies and plays animal crossing.
Pastel Gamer by Melodymews January 26, 2022

pastelpantaphilla 

A disease that is highly contagious. It is a So terribley dressed (STD) that spreads through Kpop community with devastating effects.
SHINee's Lucifer : Before, Sexy and smooth. Afterwards , not so sexy.

Infinite's BTD : Before, fresh and funky. Afterwards, not so fresh and funky ( Nothing's over mv )

Eg. We can eradicate pastelpantaphilla, and forever rid the kpop world of its pastel package
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