lordbernabus's definitions

Jeanhead

Similar to Beanhead (see definition) but so inept that they can't actually spell 'Beanhead' correctly. Jeanheads live in their own world completely isolated from reality, surving solely on leaves and a lack of common sense. They often make poor jokes but think they're hilarious, and are allergic to sunlight. Kinda cute tho.

'Wow, isn't she a Beanhead!'
'Nah bruh she's too daft, deffo jeanhead right there.

by lordbernabus June 10, 2019

plastel

An abnormally large person, usually fat as opposed to tall. Will likely suffer with diabetes in later life, if they make it that far. Plastels are usually strong individuals, but due to their huge food consumption spend up to 73% of their life on the toilet.

Bruh look at that guy, what a plastel!

by lordbernabus January 18, 2018