plant me 

a rose that was planted in the wrong habitat
it struggles to grow on murky water, inadequate climate and nutrient-poor soil
it needs more of your attention and care
in order to fully bloom and amaze.

"can't you just steal me and plant me in your garden? I know that will make it alright"

plant me by Krkič July 7, 2019

plank me wank

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.

"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.

plank me wank by Chief Plank Wanker Of The Wanker Of Planks May 13, 2004

I have to go now. My planet needs me. 

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.

- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

I have to go now. My planet needs me. by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012

pant melons 

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

pant melons by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010

plast-o-meter 

What a particular female looks like after I’ve plastered her face!

( Came on)

That girl in the blue shirt is a definite 9.1 on the plast-o-meter

plast-o-meter by Tre808 January 7, 2018

plants vs memes 

An epic memified of the original PvZ that is full of memes.

Person 1: hey, have you seen plants vs memes?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s so MLG m9!

plants vs memes by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 7, 2023

meat planet 

A planet, such as Earth, dominated by carbon-based animal organisms.

We live on a Meat Planet.

meat planet by Hugh Johnson July 31, 2006