legitness

What they have in Texas, instead of fitness.

Texan #1: i'm gonna drive ma truck to the corner store 'cuz i aint wanna walk a quarter-mile
Texan #2: Legitness!

by UrbanPrick November 24, 2010

urb

when you're too lazy to type in "Urban Dictionary" in google, so you just type in "urb" to get there faster

Let's find out what "shizzle" means. One sec, i'll just google "urb".

by UrbanPrick June 24, 2013

schevitz

short for Manischewitz, a type of wine that tastes like grape juice but gets you completely wasted

friday night, we sippin' schevitz in da club

by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011

effort

Something that no one wants to hear about.

Baker: I hope you like this cake, I spent 7 hours in the kitchen preparing it.
Guest (trying to be nice): Yeah it's really good (spits it out)

Student: Please accept my research project, I stayed up all night for a week getting it done!
Professor: No, I wanted APA formatting, not MLA. You get a zero.

Guy: I did nothing these past 3 days cuz I was waiting for your call.
Girl: What's wrong with you?? Get a life!

*- Don't EVER reveal the effort you spent on something! -*

by UrbanPrick April 07, 2010

person first

Policitally correct way of referring to someone who isn't normal. Basically it means that they're so fucked up, you need to remind everyone that they're even a person.

I'm not crippled, I'm a person with a disability.

He's not an autistic fuck, he's a person with autism.

He's not a downs, he's a person with Down's Syndrome.

Whoops, forgot that you're a person first.

by UrbanPrick April 02, 2008

picking cotton

picking up white girls (if you're a black guy)

- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.

by UrbanPrick January 04, 2012

FarmVille

World Of Warcraft for women and non-geeks. It's just as addictive and time-wasting, but you don't have to be a nerd to play it. You just need to have Facebook.

i spent the day playing FarmVille and commenting on my friends statuses

by UrbanPrick June 14, 2010