UrbanPrick's definitions

IRO

The pirate alphabet. It's made of 3 letters.

"I' or "aye!" - means hello, greetings, good day.
"R" or "arrrrrrrrr" - means planning something evil, or just frustration
"O" or "ooooh!" - means I just got pwned.

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Aye, youngsters it's time to sing yer alphabet... IRO, IRO, IRO, IRO...

by UrbanPrick November 28, 2010

urb

when you're too lazy to type in "Urban Dictionary" in google, so you just type in "urb" to get there faster

Let's find out what "shizzle" means. One sec, i'll just google "urb".

by UrbanPrick June 24, 2013

goose feathers

A nickname for someone who has Down Syndrome.

It's a play on words, because "down" is another word for goose feathers (used as fluff in old-fashioned blankets).

Hey Goose Feathers, how high can you count?

by UrbanPrick December 11, 2016

i am truley sorry for your lots

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed

Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.

by UrbanPrick January 23, 2011

i gotta eat

The lamest excuse for theft, violence, selling hard drugs, or other criminal activity.

Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!

by UrbanPrick October 4, 2013

gay?

The shortest pick-up line a man can say to another man.

(stranger meets stranger)
gay?
you better believe it
(they start making out and taking off clothes)

by UrbanPrick July 25, 2012

my boyfriend

two words that a girl says when she isn't interested in you

Boy: Hey how was your weekend?
Girl: It was great, I went out with my boyfriend.
Boy: Oh okay. (looks awkward)

by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011