pendulum

A grandfather cock. It hangs limp and swings from side to side.

A classy stripper says: "I gave that old man a lap dance, he loved it when I felt up his pendulum. I made 200 bucks in 10 minutes!"

by UrbanPrick July 28, 2013

bloody shit

another way of saying "what the fuck", "oh my gosh", "holy shit", "are you serious?" etc.

Bloody shit, is there nobody here with any common sense?

by UrbanPrick January 02, 2014

legitness

What they have in Texas, instead of fitness.

Texan #1: i'm gonna drive ma truck to the corner store 'cuz i aint wanna walk a quarter-mile
Texan #2: Legitness!

by UrbanPrick November 15, 2010

effort

Something that no one wants to hear about.

Baker: I hope you like this cake, I spent 7 hours in the kitchen preparing it.
Guest (trying to be nice): Yeah it's really good (spits it out)

Student: Please accept my research project, I stayed up all night for a week getting it done!
Professor: No, I wanted APA formatting, not MLA. You get a zero.

Guy: I did nothing these past 3 days cuz I was waiting for your call.
Girl: What's wrong with you?? Get a life!

*- Don't EVER reveal the effort you spent on something! -*

by UrbanPrick April 07, 2010

my boyfriend

two words that a girl says when she isn't interested in you

Boy: Hey how was your weekend?
Girl: It was great, I went out with my boyfriend.
Boy: Oh okay. (looks awkward)

by UrbanPrick November 15, 2011

i gotta eat

The lamest excuse for theft, violence, selling hard drugs, or other criminal activity.

Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!

by UrbanPrick October 02, 2013

How To Say Justin Bieber

a useless video that is posted on over 3000 definitions on urban dictionary, for some strange reason. People go to the video to dislike it and put comments like "thumbs up if urbandictionary sent you here again"

when i was looking up definitions for "black metal", i was NOT looking for how to say justin bieber

by UrbanPrick November 14, 2011