goose feathers

A nickname for someone who has Down Syndrome.

It's a play on words, because "down" is another word for goose feathers (used as fluff in old-fashioned blankets).

Hey Goose Feathers, how high can you count?

by UrbanPrick December 11, 2016

i am truley sorry for your lots

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed

Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.

by UrbanPrick January 23, 2011

legitness

What they have in Texas, instead of fitness.

Texan #1: i'm gonna drive ma truck to the corner store 'cuz i aint wanna walk a quarter-mile
Texan #2: Legitness!

by UrbanPrick November 24, 2010

urb

when you're too lazy to type in "Urban Dictionary" in google, so you just type in "urb" to get there faster

Let's find out what "shizzle" means. One sec, i'll just google "urb".

by UrbanPrick June 24, 2013

schevitz

short for Manischewitz, a type of wine that tastes like grape juice but gets you completely wasted

friday night, we sippin' schevitz in da club

by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

U of W

University of Wikipedia. A sarcastic way of saying "I didn't spend $10,000+ and 4 years of my life at university, but I still know just as much as you."

I majored in Anthropology and Psychology at U of W.

by UrbanPrick March 02, 2014