How To Say Justin Bieber

a useless video that is posted on over 3000 definitions on urban dictionary, for some strange reason. People go to the video to dislike it and put comments like "thumbs up if urbandictionary sent you here again"

when i was looking up definitions for "black metal", i was NOT looking for how to say justin bieber

by UrbanPrick November 14, 2011

i gotta eat

The lamest excuse for theft, violence, selling hard drugs, or other criminal activity.

Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!

by UrbanPrick October 02, 2013

gay?

The shortest pick-up line a man can say to another man.

(stranger meets stranger)
gay?
you better believe it
(they start making out and taking off clothes)

by UrbanPrick July 24, 2012

pendulum

A grandfather cock. It hangs limp and swings from side to side.

A classy stripper says: "I gave that old man a lap dance, he loved it when I felt up his pendulum. I made 200 bucks in 10 minutes!"

by UrbanPrick July 28, 2013

bloody shit

another way of saying "what the fuck", "oh my gosh", "holy shit", "are you serious?" etc.

Bloody shit, is there nobody here with any common sense?

by UrbanPrick January 02, 2014

fuckinnoying

a shorter way of saying fucking annoying

holy shit that music is fuckinnoying

by UrbanPrick January 17, 2011

U of W

University of Wikipedia. A sarcastic way of saying "I didn't spend $10,000+ and 4 years of my life at university, but I still know just as much as you."

I majored in Anthropology and Psychology at U of W.

by UrbanPrick December 25, 2011