Definitions by UrbanPrick

goose feathers 

A nickname for someone who has Down Syndrome.

It's a play on words, because "down" is another word for goose feathers (used as fluff in old-fashioned blankets).

Hey Goose Feathers, how high can you count?

goose feathers by UrbanPrick December 11, 2016

U of W 

University of Wikipedia. A sarcastic way of saying "I didn't spend $10,000+ and 4 years of my life at university, but I still know just as much as you."

I majored in Anthropology and Psychology at U of W.

U of W by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014

pendulum 

A grandfather cock. It hangs limp and swings from side to side.

A classy stripper says: "I gave that old man a lap dance, he loved it when I felt up his pendulum. I made 200 bucks in 10 minutes!"

pendulum by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014

bloody shit 

another way of saying "what the fuck", "oh my gosh", "holy shit", "are you serious?" etc.

Bloody shit, is there nobody here with any common sense?

bloody shit by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014

i gotta eat 

The lamest excuse for theft, violence, selling hard drugs, or other criminal activity.

Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!

i gotta eat by UrbanPrick October 4, 2013

urb 

when you're too lazy to type in "Urban Dictionary" in google, so you just type in "urb" to get there faster

Let's find out what "shizzle" means. One sec, i'll just google "urb".

urb by UrbanPrick June 24, 2013

Already voted down

What UrbanDictionary tells you when a definition is so shitty that you try to give it thumbs down twice.

What kind of idiot thinks that making out means the exact same thing as oral sex. Already voted down

Already voted down by UrbanPrick March 5, 2013