Melons

1. Enormously large breasts, usually white women have them
2. Very large, firm breasts

Whoa, dude, check out the melons on that Nordic fox.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Melons

Giant boobs

My bra size is 34DDD. I have big melons.

by DaisydukeDDD June 11, 2013

Melons

Fruits, more commonly referred to BOOBS! Boobs are a wonderful fans inaction attracting men around the world like magnets. Girls with melons are the luckiest with large, firm, enticing BOOBS. Men around the would look for these melons.

Guy 1: did you see the melons on that girl?!!
Guy 2: yeah!! I'd like to juice those melons!!

by Softball17 December 25, 2012

Melons

What life tend to give to dyslexic people every now and then.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

by Indianacat January 25, 2015

Melons

What life gives you if you're dyslexic

Me:when life gives you melons you might be dyslexic

Everest:Shut up

by BATMAN!!!!!! March 13, 2018

Melons

Juicy big boobs

I got juicy melons

by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020

melonic

Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.

Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!

That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!

by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005