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Uruguayan version of a british chav or argentinian villero. They wear sports clothes, bleach their hair, mumble instead of properly speaking and love riding buses with their cellphones playing cumbia villera out loud so everyone can hear. Oftenly come from poor or working class backround, with some exceptions (just like wiggers).
"- Hey, I got my cellphone stolen last night"
"- How did that happen?"
"- A bunch of planchas appeared and kicked my ass for absolutely no reason".
Plancha by UruguayanBitch June 21, 2013
First coined by a french player, Plancha is the name given to a fort or player in the game Forts because their base is so flat topped and square due to them being a new/bad player that it resembles a grill
Enemy team are all planchas we have nothing to worry about
Plancha by Xtracing February 14, 2025

cara de plancha 

Spanish phrase used by Americans of Mexican descendent. Means chewed up face. 😖 Something you would playfully say to someone who shows up with a sour look on their face. The phrase really translates to “iron face” but is meant more for a face that needs to be ironed.
What’s up cara de plancha! Why that look on your face? You haven’t had your coffee this morning?
cara de plancha by ursdpal February 15, 2018

planchada 

Slang in spanish for wasted, drunk, hammered, etc...Planchar translates in English meaning: iron.
Ceddy and I got all "Planchada" last night.
planchada by mattyboy0105 September 23, 2013
A fat shit covered in pounds of nutella. Planca is the definition of a "son of a muchacha." He is a retarded boy from the focking shit bags of austrailia. He will make love to your gym teacher.
Yesterday I saw this guy, who was a complete planca he was in the showers with my gym teacher.
Planca by Sauricio Maggot December 4, 2017
When you go to bake a cake, you make the dough and instead of baking said cake you just eat the dough.
I wanted to make a cake but instead I made a plancake.
plancake by Rexiz January 11, 2014