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Plamf is a Scottish word used to insult people, or in the gentle ribbing of friends.

It actually means "one who enjoys sniffing another's underwear".
Haw you ya plamf!
Get away fae ma washin' ya plamf!
by st3ph3n November 26, 2005
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In Glasgow, Scotland..

One who sniffs pants....a nicker sniffer.
Ned: Hey you, ya wee plamf!

Plamf: It's just for pleasure.
by mabaws January 15, 2010
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Plamf is used when you can think of no other word to use or if you are bored and in need of something to say.
Dale: Your a plamf
Duncan: no you are
Graham: you both are
Garry: Shut it you plamfs
by Gargando March 02, 2007
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In Scotland, a plamf is a derogatory term meaning idiot. Depending on the context, you can use plamf as an extreme insult to passers-by, or in gentle banter between male friends.
Offensive:
"Whit ur u lookin at, ya plamf"

Gentle ribbing between friends:
"Oh c'mon ya plamf, lets get up tae the dancin"
by Scott T the silver fox January 23, 2004
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Everyone else is wrong on here.

Glasgow slang, insult, and stands for
"Poor
Laughed
At
Mother
Fucker"

Hence, plamf!
Here you ya plamf, you're gettin plugged!
by Greiver January 27, 2009
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