Plainville

A small town in Plainville Massachusetts with a very sketchy downtown area. There's an abandonned Market where people hide drugs, an abanndoned Ice Cream Parlor where teens hang out and smoke pot, and a town park where people fight, and do drugs. There used to be a skate park there, but it got closed down because too many people were doing drugs. The drug store got broken into, and the laundromat may or may not be a real laundromat.

The only cool thing about Plainville is Officer Rockett.

Plainville is called "The Ghetto" by neighboring towns.

Plainville by Kid from Plainville April 20, 2012

plainville

Also known as "Genericville, CT," Plainville is a small town in central Connecticut. It is home to exactly one of every known chain restaurant, dozens of neighborhoods consisting of near-identical middle class homes in varying colors, and the Plainville Blue Devils football team, which wins exactly one game per year. The town also has an annual Balloon Festival, where residents of Plainville and neighboring towns flock to the Generic Park and do absolutely nothing. Important events in Plainvillian history include the (fictional) syphilis epidemic of '05 and both the opening and closing of a K-Mart store. Notable residents include that really old substitute teacher and the guy who invented Sobe. Local police are known for stopping drivers who go through yellow lights. Local teens are known for setting homeless people on fire and eating at Dairy Queen five nights a week.

- Where are you from?
- Plainville.
- Where?
- PLAINVILLE.
- Where?
- Plai - oh, it's near New Britain/Farmington/Bristol/Southington.
- Oh yeah, I drove through there once. You guys have a Dairy Queen, right?

plainville by Victoria Dahling April 19, 2006

Plainville

A place where nothing has ever happened, ever. The center of town is a sketchy laundromat, a run down market and that box company that everyone knows is simply a front for the CIA. One time, an extra from Seinfeld drove through Plainville. It was awesome.

"Plainville- the most accurate description of a town ever."

Plainville by Jesus^2 January 2, 2008

Plainville

A small, lower-middle class suburban town in Massachusetts, bordered by Rhode Island. Part of the tri-town area including Wrentham and Norfolk. Centrally located between Boston and Providence. One town over from Gillette Stadium, home of the New England Patriots.

Plainville wicked sucks.

Plainville by Beautiful Disaster December 28, 2005

Plainville

Crappy town in central CT where NOTHING ever happens.

Dude, Plainville SUCKS, man.

Plainville by Noelle March 31, 2004

plainville handshake 

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.

I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

plainville handshake by HoratioHornblower February 16, 2009

Plainville Penetrator 

Originated in Plainville (but this move can be performed all over the world). All you need is a partner. To perform this move, you put your dick in your partner's pussy so deep that it comes out her mouth, slithers up her ass, and thenout her mouth again. Then with a little swing of the hips you cockslaps the partner in the face with your poopy dick.

Dude, lasnight I pulled a Plainville Penetrator on this hooker; She got so scared she passed out!

Plainville Penetrator by DillonW. June 9, 2010