Definitions by nottomwaits

horngry 

Similar to the word, "hangry" - meaning anger and grumpiness as a result of being hungry,
"Horngry" is when one exhibits the same anger and grumpiness as a result of being horny.
(it has nothing to do with being hungry, unless your horniness is making you hungry instead of angry?)

We were home all day with no romance, then the minute the kids got home, she started mashin' on me.
Now I'm hot as hell, and I can't do nuthin' about it! I'm Horngry as hell!!

horngry by nottomwaits October 5, 2016

Typered

Tired and Hyper all at once...
When one get's overly talkative and agitated, due to an extreme state of fatigue.

I just worked 18 hours, and now I can't stop talking, and I'm too typered to even go to bed!

Typered by nottomwaits June 2, 2015

Pizzanesia 

When you go on a bender, and in the morning find out that there's no left-over pizza in the fridge, but have no recollection of eating any of it!

Nothing better than cold pizza to cure a hangover, unfortunately I must have a bad case of Pizzanesia 'cus there's none left!

Pizzanesia by nottomwaits September 7, 2012

Foxual 

term to describe "news" stories on the Fox News Network that are usually a little light in actual "Facts"

Antonym of Factual.

Fox News....
Fair, Balanced, Foxual reporting.

Foxual by nottomwaits October 12, 2010

Canadian History 

A Mountie with a Granny Fetish

My porn-addict friend is 'totally' into Canadian History. OK.. it's not really a friend.

Canadian History by nottomwaits February 5, 2010

Eloquacious 

Hyprid of words:
Eloquent - as in to speak well, and with flair

and

Loquacious - as in to never shut up.

Stephen Colbert is apple-pielicious, as well as eloquacious.

Eloquacious by nottomwaits February 5, 2010