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Pronounced: Pit-zda. A combination of pizda (Russian for "vagina") and a pizza. Also known as a pussy pizza or vagina pizza. Sounds better in the orginal form.
John: "Yo I'm hungry man!"
Bob: "Yeah I could sure go for some pitzda"
John: "Yeah you order the pizza and I'll call up prostitute."
Bob: "Hellz yeah!!!"
pitzda by Dan Kizilov December 15, 2007
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Pizda Matii 

Romanian word used for saying "go to hell" or "go to your mother's pussy"
Radule dute-n pizda matii!
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pizdabol 

Pizdabol is a Russian slang word for a person who lies, talks untrully shit or simply talks too much shit. Originated from the slang verb pizdit' which means to lie.
Stop talkin' shit 'bout my mom you pizdabol!
pizdabol by Constantino April 1, 2008

pula pizda coaiele 

Its the chorus of a Romanian song,titled "Interzis minorilor" by Valahia.
Pula pizda coaiele,au inceput razboaiele
pula pizda coaiele by VREAUPLACINTA December 4, 2017
A slang adverb, attributed to Russian 'mat', which in it's widespread meaning characterises particular situation to be very good, pleasant, or advantageous. Similar to English "fucking great!", or "totally awesome", but is more rude than the latter and is considered to be impolite, offensive and banned from official use.
-How is it going?
-Pizdato! (Fucking great!)

-Kak dela?
-Pizdato!

-How do you like my new car I've bought yesterday?
-Pizdato! (I think it is a very good car!)

-Zatseni kakuyu tachku ya vchera kupil!
-Pizdato!

pizdabratiya 

A Russian term that refers to a group of people. This is a Ph.D-level swearing, man! not your basic stuff! Such a group typically has common interest, typically is heavily intoxicated, and sometimes very loud.
A group of Russian girls (Inna, Leila, Olga, Adelka, pidor Grisha, another Inna, Lena and Lilia) having coffee and cigarettes on Covell beach in Hyannis. Nika, Inna's daughter, comes up and asks the boys: "where the fuck is vsya pizdabratiya?!"
pizdabratiya by The Huyannis Group August 21, 2007
Synonym for "birthday". It originates from the word pizda(which means "cunt"/"pussy"/"slit" in romanian, russian and maybe other languages too) + "day", because your birthday is after all the day you came out of your mother's pizda.
Jimmy: hey Bimmy, sup?
Bimmy: yo it's my pizday dude!
Jimmy: holy shit! Happy pizday, douchebag! Buy me beers.
pizday by Afrodisiac Semasturbea April 24, 2008
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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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