pitya 

Pitya is a ride or die for life. Usually tall as fuck and somehow attracts all the girls within a 10 mile radius. Is a lightskin homie who's a nigga all the way through. Possibly seen getting lit with friends and drinking and playing basketball and generally having fun. Pitya is a legend at First Person Shooter and smiles way too often. He's aware of his charm but doesn't let it get to him #humbled. He's a true friend and ladies man

Pitya's gamer record last night was beast!

pitya by SirZuccer August 27, 2018

Pity puff 

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".

"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."

Pity puff by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

PITA fee 

A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.

Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!

PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

pitylingus 

Performing oral sex on a girl because you feel sorry for her.

Hey, Joanne, I got some pitylingus last night. It was just as good as the regular kind.

pitylingus by laughing girl January 5, 2011

pity laugh

a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is ment to be funny but really isn't

*pity laugh* what a funny joke...

pity laugh by KJDrag1 March 2, 2008

Pitia 

A nigga with a rocket launcher.

Did you see Pitia yesterday?

Pitia by Its.Dat.Boi.Pitia December 16, 2017

Pitavs

It’s a really cool mutual you can get on Tiktok and Twitter she never miss

“Hey are you mutuals with pitavs on Tiktok?”
“Yeah!”
“You are cool”

Pitavs by Okay_ilove August 27, 2021