Pitia 

A nigga with a rocket launcher.

Did you see Pitia yesterday?

Pitia by Its.Dat.Boi.Pitia December 16, 2017

PITA fee 

A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.

Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!

PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

Pipian 

A salvadorian expression used to describe a male who is effeminite or gay.

Origin of word: indigenous salvadorian word for a type of squash

"Mira vos ese hombre es un pipian tene cuidado vos porque te puede culear"

Pipian by cadejo feroz October 16, 2012

Patia 

A Patia is a unique, but simple name for an awesome person. The name originated from an ancient Greek scholar, Hypatia. With this origin Patias tend to be intelligent women in the academic world; however they also excel in social situations and build strong friendships. They are kind and will always have your back. Patias are the people you call when you need a shoulder to cry on or kick butt with. Also will excel in the art of debate. Note: Patias, though sweet, may often be trained ninjas; angering one such patia or a friend of one may result in a near death experience.

Wow, do you see that girl? She is such a Patia.

Man, I wish I had a friend named Patia.

Patia by Carly_j_C May 4, 2010

pitillion 

An indefinitely immense number. A value that fluctuates in its worth. Generally considered to be a large amount.

That guy is being attacked by a pitillion zombies.

pitillion by typingsucks August 16, 2009

Pitavs

It’s a really cool mutual you can get on Tiktok and Twitter she never miss

“Hey are you mutuals with pitavs on Tiktok?”
“Yeah!”
“You are cool”

Pitavs by Okay_ilove August 27, 2021

pitiful excuse for a used douche 

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

pitiful excuse for a used douche by Telephony November 16, 2013