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Someone or something that has a pito as a face,pito meaning dick and face meaning well face.
Aye u see that guy over there no lie he looks like he has a pitoface
pitoface by Notpitoface June 9, 2018

kittfaced 

When a boy hooks up with an ugly girl.
John: "Dude, you got kittfaced!"
Jim: "Man I know, her fat rolls were everywhere."
kittfaced by Willy James Huff August 13, 2007

pissfacedcockgobbler 

a person who leaves their "friends" in monroe because they have each others cocks in each others butts.
Craig and Matt are pissfacedcockgobblers.
When your face is horribly pitted like infomercial pitchman Jan Muller on his short-lived Beer Machine ads, you are said to have pitface.
This is usually the result of an extremely serious case of cystic acne in the teen years that was poorly-treated or even untreated.
Damn, Daniel's got pitface something awful!!! :-O
pitface by Telephony June 7, 2020
When a Person gets another Person's ArmPITS on their FACE.
Friend: Did you just get PITFACED?
Person: Yes, I did. That tall girl with the tank top just turned and her Pits rubbed off on my face.
Friend: Damn, do you smell it?
Person: It did smell, now that sh*ts on my face.
Pitface by ImAnonymousPerson June 28, 2010

Potfaced Wanker

Someone who does the same thing over and over again, even though you and everyone else around you absolutely hates it.
David is a potfaced wanker, who wouldn’t be able to do anything even if it was handed to him
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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