pitte 

Your cute little best friend.

I love you my little pitte.

pitte by Aye bella April 14, 2017

Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017

The Raspberry Pattern 

Farting with the mouth

Ruth made The Raspberry Pattern

The Raspberry Pattern by AxlRoseGirl July 16, 2011

Pinterict

One who spends WAY too much time on Pinterest, a site that ultimately is a duplication of any other social networking site, only limited to mass photo sharing and helping closet narcissists.

If you are reading this, then you are probably not a Pinterict, as you are not zoning off on a Pinterest screen.

Why are you tired Nicole?
-Oh I'm a recovering Pinterict and I just relapsed :(

Hey man have you heard from Sarah?
-Nah no one's seen her; she's turned into a total Pinterict.

Pinterict by SEP1989RAW February 7, 2013

The Raspberry Pattern 

The Raspberry Pattern means to make a farting noise with your mouth

Lisa "Ruth squeezed cheese with her mouth"
Trish "Yeh, she made the raspberry pattern"

The Raspberry Pattern by Raggett March 15, 2011

The Raspberry Pattern 

The Raspberry Pattern is the shape of your lips when you blow a raspberry, the rapid vibration of this organ causes a noise similar to that of a fart as it is passed through the anus.

David "Man, you made one hellova fart there Donny!"
Donny "Yeh, that was The Raspberry Pattern Dave"

The Raspberry Pattern by DaveTito March 19, 2011

ann patterson 

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)

Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson

ann patterson by My penis hurts February 22, 2017