peterman

the act of playing your freinds to get girls

1. Why are you trying to peterman my hoes bitch?

2. I thought Andy liked that chick first, why are u trying to pull the peterman on him?

peterman by Philip Jackson August 14, 2006

Peterman

When someone makes a bad decision just like Nathan peterman on the Buffalo Bills

That Nigga Nick just made a fucking Peterman

Peterman by Asian eyez October 16, 2018

Peterman

The act of going off-topic during a conversation. It usually involves relaying memories and personal experiences to the listener. Based on the characted J. Peterman

She totally Petermaned that conversation.

Peterman by that'sbecausei'mawake March 27, 2011

peterman

The act of saying what comes to mind without filtering the content, often causing embarrassment or utter horror to those around you.

Matt pulled a peterman the other day and said he liked watching Justin Bieber music videos.

peterman by Freidan May 10, 2011

Peterman-esque 

Adj. - Used to describe one's story that involves unusual and tangential clauses, and often highlights bizzare exploits or encounters, completely unrelated to the primary subject.

In reference to J. Peterman.

What does your trip to Thailand have anything to do with Himalayan Walking shoes? That's very Peterman-esque of you.

Peterman-esque by Frank Sinatra Jr. Jr. December 27, 2011

Nathan Peterman 

When you think of this of this man, a few things will come to mind. Legendary ineptitude, interceptions, terrible, "why is this guy in the league?" Honestly, I could go on but that would be insulting the power of this proud meme.

Nathan Peterman has thrown 5 interceptions today. What an achievement!

Nathan Peterman by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020

Nathan Peterman 

A quarterback for the Buffalo Bills who was released by accident and then signed by the Oakland Raiders. He is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football and Iĺl tell you why. Many people consider Tom Brady the greatest QB of all time. However, Tom Brady has 4 Super Bowl losses while Nathan Peterman has never lost a Super Bowl. Therefore, Nathan Peterman is the G.O.A.T.

John: Hey Bob, did you know Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T? No one is a better QB than him!
Bob: Nathan Peterman is.
John: Whoops! Forgot about Nathan Peterman the GOD Iḿ sorry for disrespecting the greatest athlete of all time please forgive me!
Bob: Goodbye.
*John is then dragged down by hands that come through the ground and drag him to the depths of Hell.*

Nathan Peterman by bhjbtff tvuy yu January 29, 2019