2 definitions by Claire of the Dog
Best. Drink. Ever. Half Champagne, Half Blue Moon. Includes the refreshing taste of Blue Moon with the happy endorphins of champagne. An orange slice is optional, yet preferred.
Dan: Dude, that bartender gave me blue bubbles last night.
Joe: Whoa...that's effed up. Normally she puts out.
Dan: No man, blue bubbles is a drink. Half Blue Moon, Half Champagne. Apparently, you only get to drink it when you get to heaven but she hooked it up here on Earth.
Joe: Right on man. Mimosas move over!
Joe: Whoa...that's effed up. Normally she puts out.
Dan: No man, blue bubbles is a drink. Half Blue Moon, Half Champagne. Apparently, you only get to drink it when you get to heaven but she hooked it up here on Earth.
Joe: Right on man. Mimosas move over!
by Claire of the Dog May 9, 2011
A medical condition in which one's right arm only falls asleep while at work. San Diego doctors coined the term on a Sunday afternoon, November 19 2017 to be exact. Buffalo Bills QB Nathan Peterman made his debut against the San Diego Chargers by throwing 5 interceptions in the first half. Due to the fact that witnesses saw Peterman texting with his right hand before the game, medical experts concluded that his right arm only falls sleep while at work.
Experts have confirmed that the first documented case of Petermanthesia may actually have occurred 18 days prior, on Nov 1 when Dodgers pitcher Yu Darvish surrendered 5 runs in the first 2 innings of a World Series game 7. Darvish earns $25 million a year to throw a ball but no amount of money can overcome a bout with Petermanthesia.
Experts have confirmed that the first documented case of Petermanthesia may actually have occurred 18 days prior, on Nov 1 when Dodgers pitcher Yu Darvish surrendered 5 runs in the first 2 innings of a World Series game 7. Darvish earns $25 million a year to throw a ball but no amount of money can overcome a bout with Petermanthesia.
Bob: Sup Richard, how's the new job delivering pizzas?
Richard: Terrible. Every time I clock in for work, my right arm falls asleep. Makes driving near impossible and Im fumbling boxes of pizza left and right.
Bob: Umm, what?
Richard: Yeah man, doctors say I have Petermanthesia. Luckily my arm is totally fine when I'm not at work.
Richard: Terrible. Every time I clock in for work, my right arm falls asleep. Makes driving near impossible and Im fumbling boxes of pizza left and right.
Bob: Umm, what?
Richard: Yeah man, doctors say I have Petermanthesia. Luckily my arm is totally fine when I'm not at work.
by Claire of the Dog September 4, 2018