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A Call of Duty type .io game where the chances of you joining a server without hackers is as likely as a giant meatball sub enslaving all of humanity.
I just started playing this game called krunker.io but this guest keeps aimbotting me!
by bhjbtff tvuy yu December 07, 2018

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A quarterback for the Buffalo Bills who was released by accident and then signed by the Oakland Raiders. He is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football and Iĺl tell you why. Many people consider Tom Brady the greatest QB of all time. However, Tom Brady has 4 Super Bowl losses while Nathan Peterman has never lost a Super Bowl. Therefore, Nathan Peterman is the G.O.A.T.
John: Hey Bob, did you know Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T? No one is a better QB than him!
Bob: Nathan Peterman is.
John: Whoops! Forgot about Nathan Peterman the GOD Iḿ sorry for disrespecting the greatest athlete of all time please forgive me!
Bob: Goodbye.
*John is then dragged down by hands that come through the ground and drag him to the depths of Hell.*
by bhjbtff tvuy yu January 29, 2019

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Mateus and Dominicś hand writing.
Mateus and Dominic: Can you proof read my paper?

Teacher: WTF IS THESE HIEROGLYPHICS! IḾ SENDING YOU TO THE HALLWAY!!!
by bhjbtff tvuy yu November 01, 2018

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To play quarterback on a football team and stare down only one receiver the entire play.
Yo Tim, Stop staring at one route and actually throw to an open man. Who are you? Brandon Weeden?
by bhjbtff tvuy yu November 15, 2018

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