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rusty pipeline
When two dicks rap around each other like slugs during sex. Masturbation in this position can cause sensation for both dudes (or girls with dicks).
rusty pipeline by WeinerBoobs69 February 12, 2014
Pudoo Patel
Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.
He also works at Dell in India.
'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'
'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'
*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'
*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013
Trans-Atlantic Pipeline
A Trans-Atlantic Pipeline is a sex act where multiple men line up in a standing position and stick their penis into the persons ass in front of them, then, proceed to piss and spread the "oil" down the pipeline.
"Bro, my ass is awfully dry today"
"It's ok bro, me and the boys are doing a Trans-Atlantic Pipeline tonight, you should join us"
"It's ok bro, me and the boys are doing a Trans-Atlantic Pipeline tonight, you should join us"
Trans-Atlantic Pipeline by Canadians3h November 1, 2019
transcatlantic pipeline
+: We have so many rats in our dorms, and I have to pay some smuggler to adopt a cat??!!
-: I know the solution, the transcatlantic pipeline!
+: Oh knock it off, cats would claw and rupture the pipes!
-: I know the solution, the transcatlantic pipeline!
+: Oh knock it off, cats would claw and rupture the pipes!
transcatlantic pipeline by borninthekadikoy October 17, 2021
Patelogical Liar
The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.
Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.
Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.
Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.
Patelogical Liar by better_thanrevenge September 3, 2014
pitillion
An indefinitely immense number. A value that fluctuates in its worth. Generally considered to be a large amount.
pitillion by typingsucks August 16, 2009
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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