pikelet

Brummie word for crumpet, as in those round things filled with holes that you spread butter on and eat for breakfast.

(In supermarket)

Brummie: Do you have any pikelets?

Shop Assistant: What the fuck is a pikelet?

by Brummie08 January 20, 2009

pikelet

a pikelet, a small, flat doughy mass which takes approximately 0 I.Q. points to make and cook. even being called a pancake is a lesser insult, as pancakes are at least large and filling. a 'pikelet' is an extremely stupid person.

also available in special cases of extreme pikelet worthy behaviour is the "golden pikelet award" only to be awarded in EXTREME cases.

in dialogue at a hardware store:
customer: "hi, do you have any sparks for my angle grinder?"
assistant: "mate, you are a bloody pikelet!"

by daniel martin January 28, 2005

pikelet

A diminutive term for one who pikes, a female Piker.

dialogue while discussing a social event:

pikelet: I don't think I'll make it tonight, I have to wash my hair
friend: You little pikelet!

by pikelet April 13, 2006

Pikelet

A flat, savoury cake, mainly eaten for breakfast in England. Often eaten with butter, honey, or chocolate spread, the pikelet is the epitome of English cuisine: horifically bland, most likely stolen from a different culture and desecrated, and warrants heated discussions over it's name depending on which part of the coutry you are from.

Molly: Man, I would love a crumpet

Normal person: I believe you mean pikelet, you peasant

by PikeletChampion November 2, 2020

pikeletface

Someone who has bad skin complextion

Look at pikeletface, bet he had acne when he was a kid.

by Joinerlee February 20, 2018

pukelet

A small quantum of vomit, such as may be left on the floor by one's cat.

"Watch out where you step. Rex left a little pukelet on the carpet for us."

by drnephron September 9, 2023

Pokelets

a Pokelet is a commonly used phrase when referring to holes created in pocketless shorts. It is also sometimes used to describe intercourse with somebody in an unidentified crevise. 'i poked her in her clammy pokelet'

'ahh these stupid shorts have no pockets for my phone, im going to have to make some pokelets'

'i porked her in a clammy pokelet'

by felixg123 March 11, 2010