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Pitcher's Mound

The act of defecating on the bathroom floor immediately in front of the toilet.
Related: upper decker
Special Note: Much like the Upper Decker, the Pitcher's Mound bears weighty ramifications and sends a powerful message. As such, it should only be unleashed when the circumstances are dire and there seems no other course of action.
The shit was about to hit the fan, but Tommy made sure it hit the floor first.
by Shi Zewr Porwn April 17, 2005
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Pitcher’s Duel

When two gay men have intercourse with each other’s groin folds simultaneously in a race to finish first.
Alan and Bill were both suffering from hemorrhoids so they celebrated their anniversary with a pitcher’s duel.
by LittleBigMoney October 10, 2024
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abandoned pitcher's mound

The pelvic region above the vagina that is covered with an extreme amount of pubic hair,thus resembling the look of an old baseball sandlot that hasn't been played on in a long time
Mike wanted to eat out Gina,but told her to cut the grass above her clit ,because it looked like an abandoned pitcher's mound
by BIG T 49 August 10, 2017
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Bubbed till the pitcher's empty

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.
That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.
by Zed Numar July 20, 2021
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Pitcher straw

A game between friends, usually played in a pub. Friends buy one pitcher each and race to finish it first by using carefully colorful straws.
Pitcher Straw its Goosday

Brain freeze!!!
by mbaros5 July 2, 2011
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Switch Pitcher

Derogtory name for a bisexual.
1:he goes both ways huh?
2: yup... hes a switch pitcher
by MarcAnthoney June 29, 2008
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Slow Pitcher

A Poo That Takes Ages To Leave The Anus.
John was on the Toilet for an hour, he was faced by a Slow Pitcher.
by Steve Nichols October 8, 2010
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