22 definitions by BIG T 49

acid sack syndrome

Acid sack syndrome is a condition in which the apple bag (scrotum) is severely inflamed and chaffed as a result of shitting or sharting in the undershorts

Bill contacted acid sack syndrome cause he could n't make it to the shitter in time

by BIG T 49 July 10, 2023

apple slapping

An act performed when you bang your girl's vagina backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline

Boy,Kevin was apple slapping Heather's vagina with a top speed of 40 knots

by BIG T 49 July 6, 2017

buttery crack

A condition of crusty build up sweat,salt ,dirt particles and dried fecal matter left behind in the ass crack after a double backing ass wiping procedure

Wow it's the worst case of buttery crack that i saw after eating a 12 pack of soft tacos with ghost pepper sauce

by BIG T 49 February 6, 2021

fudge burglar

One who enters another anus without permission from the owner and removes colon fudge

Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge

by BIG T 49 April 18, 2016

morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕

I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work

by BIG T 49 February 4, 2023

hairy milf muncher

The art of performing acts of cunnlings on a hairy vagina

Amber gave an ivory suds shower to Roger when played hairy milf muncher with her

by BIG T 49 December 2, 2014

pumpkin puree

A heavy discharge of fecal matter in the shorts after consuming spicy food

I made some pumpkin puree after last night's Mexican dinner

by BIG T 49 March 24, 2023