The best breed of dog in the world. Usually described as aggresive and mean but those people are ignorant and have no idea what the hell they're talking about.
Person 1: "aww look at all those Pit Bulls in that animal shelter!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know! you should adopt one! There a great pet!"
Person 1: "Ok, I will!"
When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick'sgunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
When a normal song is playing and all of a sudden, Pitbull starts rapping out of nowhere. The most egregious example is DJ Got US Fallin In Love by Usher. It can also be used to describe other rappers who start rapping out of nowhere in a song.
Example of Pitbull Syndrome(There's no warning that he's going to start rapping, all of a sudden you hear his raspy voice):
Usher, don'tlie!
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil,
Get it baby?
Hope you catch that like T.O., that's how we roll,
My life is a movie, you just Tivo.
Ludacris' rap verse in Usher's song came out of nowhere. It's like Luda has Pitbull Syndrome.
Pitbulls are very cute dogs. Most people mistake them for being mean dogs but there actully not. If they are it’s the owners fault becuase there not trained right. Chihuahuas are number one for aggressive but Sence there tiny “they can’t hurt you” Pitbulls are So sweet and love to cuddle. Adopt one
Little girl: AHHHHH a pitbull it’s gonna attack meeeeee mommy help
Literally my icon, I breathe for this person, I simply am inspired by this person. Istg best person and best tiktok account ever. They also own the hashtag #uodaiuzpisa
Person a: omg I hate @pitbullspregnancytest so much! They’re so annoying and boring.
Person b: tu kurva Banda nachui apsisik vietoj blet asile.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.