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Pit bulls 

The best breed of dog in the world. Usually described as aggresive and mean but those people are ignorant and have no idea what the hell they're talking about.
Person 1: "aww look at all those Pit Bulls in that animal shelter!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know! you should adopt one! There a great pet!"
Person 1: "Ok, I will!"
Pit bulls by Pitbull lover July 22, 2011

Pitbull Suicide

When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
Pitbull Suicide by 960xxx September 30, 2016

Pitbull Syndrome

When a normal song is playing and all of a sudden, Pitbull starts rapping out of nowhere. The most egregious example is DJ Got US Fallin In Love by Usher. It can also be used to describe other rappers who start rapping out of nowhere in a song.

Example of Pitbull Syndrome(There's no warning that he's going to start rapping, all of a sudden you hear his raspy voice):
Usher, don't lie!
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil,
Get it baby?
Hope you catch that like T.O., that's how we roll,
My life is a movie, you just Tivo.
Ludacris' rap verse in Usher's song came out of nowhere. It's like Luda has Pitbull Syndrome.
Pitbull Syndrome by ClaytonLaurio December 7, 2022

Pitbulls 

Pitbulls are very cute dogs. Most people mistake them for being mean dogs but there actully not. If they are it’s the owners fault becuase there not trained right. Chihuahuas are number one for aggressive but Sence there tiny “they can’t hurt you” Pitbulls are So sweet and love to cuddle. Adopt one
Little girl: AHHHHH a pitbull it’s gonna attack meeeeee mommy help

Mom: no sweets Pitbulls are nice doggy’s
Pitbulls by Pitbull person October 27, 2019

pitbullspregnancytest

Literally my icon, I breathe for this person, I simply am inspired by this person. Istg best person and best tiktok account ever. They also own the hashtag #uodaiuzpisa
Person a: omg I hate @pitbullspregnancytest so much! They’re so annoying and boring.
Person b: tu kurva Banda nachui apsisik vietoj blet asile.

sanitarium pitbull 

A crazy person that is strong, attractive, protective, and very mean.
sanitarium pitbull by Fjhdsz June 12, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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