Pitbull's pussy
Man, your old mother bent over the other day with her pee hole hanging right between her legs sagging so much that it looked like a pitbull's pussy.
Pitbull's pussy by Pony tank 69 February 7, 2020
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Pit bulls
The best breed of dog in the world. Usually described as aggresive and mean but those people are ignorant and have no idea what the hell they're talking about.
Person 1: "aww look at all those Pit Bulls in that animal shelter!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know! you should adopt one! There a great pet!"
Person 1: "Ok, I will!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know! you should adopt one! There a great pet!"
Person 1: "Ok, I will!"
Pit bulls by Pitbull lover July 22, 2011
Pitbull Suicide
When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
Pitbull Suicide by 960xxx September 30, 2016
Pitbull Syndrome
When a normal song is playing and all of a sudden, Pitbull starts rapping out of nowhere. The most egregious example is DJ Got US Fallin In Love by Usher. It can also be used to describe other rappers who start rapping out of nowhere in a song.
Example of Pitbull Syndrome(There's no warning that he's going to start rapping, all of a sudden you hear his raspy voice):
Usher, don't lie!
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil,
Get it baby?
Hope you catch that like T.O., that's how we roll,
My life is a movie, you just Tivo.
Example of Pitbull Syndrome(There's no warning that he's going to start rapping, all of a sudden you hear his raspy voice):
Usher, don't lie!
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil,
Get it baby?
Hope you catch that like T.O., that's how we roll,
My life is a movie, you just Tivo.
Pitbull Syndrome by ClaytonLaurio December 7, 2022
Pitbulls
Pitbulls are very cute dogs. Most people mistake them for being mean dogs but there actully not. If they are it’s the owners fault becuase there not trained right. Chihuahuas are number one for aggressive but Sence there tiny “they can’t hurt you” Pitbulls are So sweet and love to cuddle. Adopt one
Little girl: AHHHHH a pitbull it’s gonna attack meeeeee mommy help
Mom: no sweets Pitbulls are nice doggy’s
Mom: no sweets Pitbulls are nice doggy’s
Pitbulls by Pitbull person October 27, 2019
pitbullspregnancytest
Literally my icon, I breathe for this person, I simply am inspired by this person. Istg best person and best tiktok account ever. They also own the hashtag #uodaiuzpisa
Person a: omg I hate @pitbullspregnancytest so much! They’re so annoying and boring.
Person b: tu kurva Banda nachui apsisik vietoj blet asile.
Person b: tu kurva Banda nachui apsisik vietoj blet asile.
pitbullspregnancytest by kakasysia July 10, 2021
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sanitarium pitbull by Fjhdsz June 12, 2020
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