The best breed of dog in the world. Usually described as aggresive and mean but those people are ignorant and have no idea what the hell they're talking about.
Person 1: "aww look at all those Pit Bulls in that animal shelter!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know! you should adopt one! There a great pet!"
Person 1: "Ok, I will!"
When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
When a normal song is playing and all of a sudden, Pitbull starts rapping out of nowhere. The most egregious example is DJGot US Fallin In Love by Usher. It can also be used to describe other rappers who start rapping out of nowhere in a song.
Example of Pitbull Syndrome(There's no warning that he's going to start rapping, all of a sudden you hear his raspy voice):
Usher, don't lie!
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil,
Get it baby?
Hope you catch that like T.O., that's how we roll,
My life is a movie, you just Tivo.
Ludacris' rap verse in Usher's song came out of nowhere. It's like Luda has Pitbull Syndrome.
Pitbulls are very cute dogs. Most people mistake them for being mean dogs but there actully not. If they are it’s the owners fault becuase there not trained right. Chihuahuas are number one for aggressive but Sence there tiny “they can’t hurt you” Pitbulls are So sweet and love to cuddle. Adopt one
Little girl: AHHHHH a pitbull it’s gonna attack meeeeee mommyhelp
Literally my icon, I breathe for this person, I simply am inspired by this person. Istg best person and besttiktok account ever. They also own the hashtag #uodaiuzpisa
Person a: omg I hate @pitbullspregnancytest so much! They’re so annoying and boring.
Person b: tu kurva Banda nachui apsisik vietoj blet asile.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"