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pistoff by The Perverted Person September 11, 2012
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Pissoffery
Circumstances resulting from one entity's perceived arrogance/douchebaggery with inflammatory effects on bystanders.
Blowing up the Middle East wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for the international pissoffery that would ensue.
Pissoffery by Insane People of WM April 22, 2010
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Pissoffable
adj. Containing the ability to anger and/or annoy someone.
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adj. Describing a person who is easily angered and/or annoyed.
OR
adj. Describing a person who is easily angered and/or annoyed.
1.) My date stood me up again! How pissoffable!
2.) The chemistry test was very pissoffable! How dare the professor include material we hadn't gone over in lecture?!
3.) They say that new kid over there is extremely pissoffable...
2.) The chemistry test was very pissoffable! How dare the professor include material we hadn't gone over in lecture?!
3.) They say that new kid over there is extremely pissoffable...
Pissoffable by melikayay March 23, 2011
pissoffedness
pissoffedness by Bah Chikka Wah Wah November 25, 2010
Pissed Pistofferson
Pissed Pistofferson by dRPheelgood April 26, 2011
Pistuffley
When your grandpa poops, saves it for 8 years, bakes a pie with it, then you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole
Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE
Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE
"Finally, the pistuffley is complete! Thanks grandpa! I love you with all of my heart!"
"Anytime, sonny boy."
"Anytime, sonny boy."
Pistuffley by Matt Markel May 21, 2008
Pissoffitated
To be irritated as much as a human being could possibly be, or to be both pissed off and irritated. Always used to describe one's own mood and never another person's mood.
The man said, "My non-specific sports team isn't doing well this season, they're irritating me and pissing me off! I'm pissoffitated!"
Pissoffitated by Non Specific May 27, 2016
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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