pistoff

when you get really angry

I got really pistoff with my cat when he clawed up all my toilet paper

by The Perverted Person September 11, 2012

Pissoffery

Circumstances resulting from one entity's perceived arrogance/douchebaggery with inflammatory effects on bystanders.

Blowing up the Middle East wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for the international pissoffery that would ensue.

by Insane People of WM April 22, 2010

Pissoffable

adj. Containing the ability to anger and/or annoy someone.

OR

adj. Describing a person who is easily angered and/or annoyed.

1.) My date stood me up again! How pissoffable!

2.) The chemistry test was very pissoffable! How dare the professor include material we hadn't gone over in lecture?!

3.) They say that new kid over there is extremely pissoffable...

by melikayay March 23, 2011

pissoffedness

The state of being pissed off with someone or something

Man, I'm experiencing some pretty intense feelings of pissoffedness today!

by Bah Chikka Wah Wah November 25, 2010

Pissed Pistofferson

a proper name for a person that is very mad, upset, pissed-off

Scott was so mad at that bartender last night that he turned into Pissed Pistofferson

by dRPheelgood April 26, 2011

Pistuffley

When your grandpa poops, saves it for 8 years, bakes a pie with it, then you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole

Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE

"Finally, the pistuffley is complete! Thanks grandpa! I love you with all of my heart!"

"Anytime, sonny boy."

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Pissoffitated

To be irritated as much as a human being could possibly be, or to be both pissed off and irritated. Always used to describe one's own mood and never another person's mood.

The man said, "My non-specific sports team isn't doing well this season, they're irritating me and pissing me off! I'm pissoffitated!"

by Non Specific May 27, 2016