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pistoff by The Perverted Person September 11, 2012
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Pissoffery
Circumstances resulting from one entity's perceived arrogance/douchebaggery with inflammatory effects on bystanders.
Blowing up the Middle East wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for the international pissoffery that would ensue.
Pissoffery by Insane People of WM April 22, 2010
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Pissoffable
adj. Containing the ability to anger and/or annoy someone.
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adj. Describing a person who is easily angered and/or annoyed.
OR
adj. Describing a person who is easily angered and/or annoyed.
1.) My date stood me up again! How pissoffable!
2.) The chemistry test was very pissoffable! How dare the professor include material we hadn't gone over in lecture?!
3.) They say that new kid over there is extremely pissoffable...
2.) The chemistry test was very pissoffable! How dare the professor include material we hadn't gone over in lecture?!
3.) They say that new kid over there is extremely pissoffable...
Pissoffable by melikayay March 23, 2011
pissoffedness
pissoffedness by Bah Chikka Wah Wah November 25, 2010
Pissed Pistofferson
Pissed Pistofferson by dRPheelgood April 26, 2011
Pistuffley
When your grandpa poops, saves it for 8 years, bakes a pie with it, then you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole
Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE
Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE
"Finally, the pistuffley is complete! Thanks grandpa! I love you with all of my heart!"
"Anytime, sonny boy."
"Anytime, sonny boy."
Pistuffley by Matt Markel May 21, 2008
Pissoffitated
To be irritated as much as a human being could possibly be, or to be both pissed off and irritated. Always used to describe one's own mood and never another person's mood.
The man said, "My non-specific sports team isn't doing well this season, they're irritating me and pissing me off! I'm pissoffitated!"
Pissoffitated by Non Specific May 27, 2016
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