pitutipated 

The act of someone getting or becoming sexually flustered to the point of not making clear sense any longer.

"I started talking to her then I got all pitutipated and felt like an idiot"

pitutipated by Betaraydave July 24, 2016

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

Pisstipated by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

pistipated 

when you can't pee, but have to. especially when on drugs, you cannot concentrate enough to go number 1.

"Dang, im so high i'm pistipated.

pistipated by Piera January 4, 2008