Pastapated

That heavy gut feeling that follows eating pasta.

Wishing you could take a crap to reduce the girth of your abdominal area, hours after eating pasta...you are "pastapated".

by Lola Rosa April 1, 2017

pisstapated

When you are having trouble urinating.

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated

by All4won December 29, 2016

Peestapated

You really have to pee but you can't b/c if your surroundings

I was in the bathroom and there was to many people so I got peestapated

by Dgsdbffueebdkdiehekdbj July 20, 2016

pistipated

when you can't pee, but have to. especially when on drugs, you cannot concentrate enough to go number 1.

"Dang, im so high i'm pistipated.

by Piera January 4, 2008

Pastabate

A delicious Italian dish that inspires an Orgasm.

Mario: Did you try Maria's Linguini last night?
Luigi: Yeah!, it was so good that I had to go home and Pastabate!
Mario: OK, i really didn't need to know that.

by My name is AT February 23, 2008

pastrated

Definition of a church ( any denomination) That has either willingly or by vote of the board members allowed social constructs and media to omit specific church doctrines into their worship services for fear of being sued, rejected, by society or being made fun of by anyone.

I thought this church taught values and the principles of good and bad, right and wrong? I guess they’ve be pastrated . The pastor can’t even mention such things.

by Datsron April 7, 2022