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Pissterical 

When you are laughing so hard that you wet your pants.
The joke Johnny told was so funny that by the time he got to the punch line, I was pissterical.
Pissterical by Don McKeefery December 26, 2008

pestering 

continually talking to you when u dont want them to
jc's a pestering cunt
pestering by rusty jones January 16, 2004

Pestering 

To bother persistently with petty annoyances
Stop pestering me
Pestering by Stellition June 7, 2014

Pissening 

1. When something is so wrong and revolting that you can't find any word to describe your rage.

2. Just getting pissed by somebody's stupidity.
Jay:Hey Tim, could you please fucking stop playing Miley Cyrus's music in my house?
Tim: But why?

Jay: 'Cause it's PISSENING!
Pissening by TheBerserk September 9, 2014

pisserinktum 

a place......anyplace that you would wip it out or squat and squirt or piss.
My back teeth were floatin so bad; I had to find a fucking quiet pisserinktum.
pisserinktum by Henry Futhepost December 28, 2006

Pistening 

To take a piss while simultaneously listening to someone or something.
I'm really sorry i have to use the toilet but go ahead and keep talking, i'm pistening.
Pistening by nochumplovesucker October 10, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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