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A term used for when something or someone pisses off a massive amount of people at once.
Person1: "Hey dude, wanna know what would be funny?"

Person2: "Sure"

Person1: "I think it would be hilarious if Xbox Live and the Playstation Network went down for like a week or two. Especially with all the online multiplayer games there are on them?"

Person2: " Haha Dude that would create mass pissteria"
Pissteria by Crunk Berries March 2, 2009
Words you can keep
A shitty poster...a pisster.

Coined by a Brit who couldn't say poster...
"You bought a right pisster there mate!"
pisster by MountTheTing March 5, 2020

Pisstracted 

When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.
Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.
Pisstracted by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012

pisstery 

Unexplained urine spots commonly found on bedding, floors or other areas.
When I went into the kitchen this morning I found a big puddle of piss. It's a pisstery!
pisstery by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009

Pissterical 

When you are laughing so hard that you wet your pants.
The joke Johnny told was so funny that by the time he got to the punch line, I was pissterical.
Pissterical by Don McKeefery December 26, 2008

pisterity 

(n) The state of being pissed.

That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!
pisterity by 007mi6 September 28, 2006

Pisstracting 

Moaning or coughing when at a urinal to hide the fact that you haven't started peeing.
There was a guy behing me so i started pisstracting him.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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