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The act of urinating on a piece of cloth or paper towel and then wiping something with it.

The objective is to covertly cover objects such as desks, toothbrushes, utensils, keyboards, etc.. in urine without leaving any visible puddles.
Micah didn't pay his share of the rent this month so we pissragged his whole room.
Pissrag by Haje Haje August 28, 2010
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A nasty prank to play on some douchebag who has done something to annoy you.

Simply take a washcloth or dishtowel, and urinate on it profusely. If you don't have enough piss to soak the whole thing yourself, find a like-minded prankster to piss on it too...the more the merrier.

Then, take the piss-soaked cloth and either A) throw it at the intended recipient or B) leave it someplace where he is likely to find it (on his doorknob, in his mailbox, whatever).
Mike was being an asshole all week, so on Friday, I decided to pissrag him. He never saw it coming
pissrag by J-rad July 5, 2010
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That two faced politician is nothing but a shill for Pissrael
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Spillage of piss onto something other than an appropriate receptacle.
Vince leaves pissage on the toilet rim, I'm never inviting him to house parties again.
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Someone who amounts to nothing more than an object that could be used for urination. Usually someone that has no real friends but still seems to follow a group of people around, even though they are unwanted there.
That new kid is such a pissbag
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PissraHeil 

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pissrandom 

(noun): a derogatory term for an unskilled player, used primarily by members of the League of Legends community; a contraction of 'pisslow random'

pisslow (adj.): describes a player with a low 'elo' rating (i.e. a poor competitor)

random (noun): a player unknown to the community (i.e. someone entirely unremarkable)

So if we combine those terms, a 'pissrandom' is somebody who's too bad at the game for anybody to have heard about him/her.
Why is this pissrandom dying 1v1 and then pinging me?
pissrandom by Yowsky March 12, 2021
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