An ashke-nazi settler state in the middle east that oppresses Mizrachi Jews, Arabs, Bnei Menashe and Beta Israel. Also characterised with having chode that is very popular for sucking on among amerikkkan politicians.
Pissrael is a futuristic wearable invention. It can be embedded in normal clothes as a double layer in away that makes it act as an air tight bag which is hardly noticeable. It is attached to the urethra, in a way that makes it easy to piss at any time and in any position, the urine is then collected and distributed around the body to worm it. So it serves two purposes, avoiding the burden of hitting the loo, and keeping the body worm in cold nights. It has been voted the best invention of 21'st century after quantum computers.
Pissrael is a state of mind as much as it's a colonizer state in the middle east. The big three tenets of Pissrael are 1. Playing the victim 2. Entitlement 3. Lack of Accountability. Anyone who embodies these or backs someone that embodies these is referred to as a Pissraeli.
Each time someone victimizes a second person while playing the victim themselves, they're Pissraeli. Each time someone takes something that isn't theirs, they're Pissraeli. Each time someone deflects accountability and criticism for their actions using their identity, they're a Pissraeli.
*Yakob punches Larry*
Larry: what the fuck? What did you do that for, you piece of shit?
Yakob: Why are you swearing at me? Is it cause I'm a ginger? Everyone hates gingers..sigh..
Larry: what the actual fuck? Are you tryna Pissrael me right now?
Yakob: See! more ginger hate!!
Larry: *Proceeds to stab Yakob*
Person1: Yo, check it out Ari just stole my bike and is saying it's his now cause his mom said so.
Person2: Such a Pissraeli! Let's curbstomp him.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.