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Pissrael 

An ashke-nazi settler state in the middle east that oppresses Mizrachi Jews, Arabs, Bnei Menashe and Beta Israel. Also characterised with having chode that is very popular for sucking on among amerikkkan politicians.
That two faced politician is nothing but a shill for Pissrael
Pissrael by MistressChing December 17, 2022
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Pissrael 

Pissrael is a futuristic wearable invention. It can be embedded in normal clothes as a double layer in away that makes it act as an air tight bag which is hardly noticeable. It is attached to the urethra, in a way that makes it easy to piss at any time and in any position, the urine is then collected and distributed around the body to worm it. So it serves two purposes, avoiding the burden of hitting the loo, and keeping the body worm in cold nights. It has been voted the best invention of 21'st century after quantum computers.
I bought my girlfriend a pissrael for her birthday, she is gonna love it.

Don't forget to pack the pissrael, we surely gonna need during our visit to Palestine.
Pissrael by Pissrael man August 20, 2021

Pissrael 

Pissrael is a state of mind as much as it's a colonizer state in the middle east. The big three tenets of Pissrael are 1. Playing the victim 2. Entitlement 3. Lack of Accountability. Anyone who embodies these or backs someone that embodies these is referred to as a Pissraeli.

Each time someone victimizes a second person while playing the victim themselves, they're Pissraeli. Each time someone takes something that isn't theirs, they're Pissraeli. Each time someone deflects accountability and criticism for their actions using their identity, they're a Pissraeli.
*Yakob punches Larry*
Larry: what the fuck? What did you do that for, you piece of shit?
Yakob: Why are you swearing at me? Is it cause I'm a ginger? Everyone hates gingers..sigh..
Larry: what the actual fuck? Are you tryna Pissrael me right now?
Yakob: See! more ginger hate!!
Larry: *Proceeds to stab Yakob*

Person1: Yo, check it out Ari just stole my bike and is saying it's his now cause his mom said so.
Person2: Such a Pissraeli! Let's curbstomp him.
Pissrael by SamuraiHack February 3, 2024
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026