MistressChing's definitions

Troglodyte

Someone who has no lip and looks like a scarred hairy potato, and is usually British.

Brit: I've heard that people say we are all Troglodytes

Me: Yea we say it because it's true

by MistressChing December 17, 2022

The Assthority

Pn. A very large and famous circus of gay larpers founded by the kiketel family. Since its creation it has been split into many branches (i.e. Cryzecian Authority, Vantessan Authority, ect.) so now the original now has to call itself the Keitelist Authority to distinguish itself.

Someone: you hear the Assthority got nuked again?

Me: 🥳

by MistressChing February 14, 2023

ased

Based but I forgot the b.

Fuck I forgot to put the b in based, too late now though.

by MistressChing February 17, 2023

Ukgayne

An alt-right corrupt puppet shitstate in Eastern Europe.

Someone: Ukgayne is banning Christianity

Me: Good lol they just shot themselves in the foot, Слава России!

by MistressChing December 17, 2022

Uigger

A spelling of Uyghur that looks kind of like the word nigger and therefor is funny because it looks like the word nigger and everybody knows anything that has something to do with the word nigger is utterly hilarious

"Not all Uiggers are bad, most Uiggers are, in fact, normal people trying to live a peaceful life in our harmonious society, but them ISISoid ones, man fuck those bastards."

by MistressChing March 9, 2025

Laissez-faire Tyranny

When the state is oppressive and the nation is in dire straits but the rulers don't give two shits what goes on anywhere and the government does nothing (except suppress change maybe). It's oppression through inaction, tyranny of negligence. Usually this occurs in a rigid hereditary absolute monarchy where a bunch of inbred fucks can party until they get lynched by peasants, but really anything can end up in such a state.

People have applied the term "laissez-faire tyranny" to the Late Ancien Régime and the Qing Dynasty

by MistressChing July 8, 2024

Racism

1. The hatred of a specific race, nationality or ethnic group or the discrimination against an individual simply because of it. Often it's the former because people say they hate a certain ethnic group but won't unreasonably despise an individual they meet who is from it simply because they are from it.

2. The practice of taking part in races

1.

"There is a lot of racism in this space, everyone has an ethnic group that they hate here."

2.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Racism, I'm a race car driver"
"Oh cool"

by MistressChing July 15, 2024