MistressChing's definitions

ISISoid

A group closely associated with and/or very similar to the group known as ISIS.

This term is used to refer to any Salafi extremist militant group of similar premise to ISIS, that is usually also in league with ISIS. It's hard to remember all the different groups, but everyone knows ISIS, so we just say "ISISoids" to refer to the many groups that aren't ISIS but basically are.

"HTS and other ISISoids have taken over Syria and are about to destroy the country's unique heritage"

by MistressChing March 9, 2025

Scumbag

A shyster, fraud, conman, scammer or anything else along those lines, especially one who is exceptionally sleazy and runs con schemes as a full-time job/primary source of income. Schemes run by a scumbag can vary greatly and be pretty unique at times.

"They originated as a bunch of scumbags in Babylon in the 5th century AD who came together to start a fraud scheme where they pose as Israelites to leverage that group's historical and spiritual significance. They also wrote some very hateful literature."

by MistressChing March 29, 2025

The Assthority

Pn. A very large and famous circus of gay larpers founded by the kiketel family. Since its creation it has been split into many branches (i.e. Cryzecian Authority, Vantessan Authority, ect.) so now the original now has to call itself the Keitelist Authority to distinguish itself.

Someone: you hear the Assthority got nuked again?

Me: 🥳

by MistressChing February 14, 2023

Uigger

A spelling of Uyghur that looks kind of like the word nigger and therefor is funny because it looks like the word nigger and everybody knows anything that has something to do with the word nigger is utterly hilarious

"Not all Uiggers are bad, most Uiggers are, in fact, normal people trying to live a peaceful life in our harmonious society, but them ISISoid ones, man fuck those bastards."

by MistressChing March 9, 2025

ased

Based but I forgot the b.

Fuck I forgot to put the b in based, too late now though.

by MistressChing February 17, 2023

Troglodyte

Someone who has no lip and looks like a scarred hairy potato, and is usually British.

Brit: I've heard that people say we are all Troglodytes

Me: Yea we say it because it's true

by MistressChing December 17, 2022

Ambasing

Something that filipenis (filipino/filipina) homosexuals call their gay sex partner.

I kept hearing the word "ambasing" being said by filipenises all the time but I just finally figured out what it means.

by MistressChing February 5, 2023