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Someone who amounts to nothing more than an object that could be used for urination. Usually someone that has no real friends but still seems to follow a group of people around, even though they are unwanted there.
That new kid is such a pissbag
pissbag by fishinapie June 28, 2008
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The pissbags are the best friend group. they always call every day. They are 5 people in the pissbags because they are baddies. The pissbags include f,l,s,g,g. The pissbags are better than ur friends. There is never a day they won’t be on a call. The pissbags might be rude but they are baddies. The pissbags are the only friend group that should be called pissbags. if there is another pissbag in the world, we are the original pissbags. The pissbags include a k-pop stan, a lev cameron simp, an anime stan, a dino nuggie, and a putin simp. The pissbags are better than u.
Dumb person1: OMG ITS THE PISSBAGS
Dumb person2: THEY ARE GONNA KILL US
Dumb person3: THEY ARE THE BEST FRIEND GROUP
pissbag by anonymous March 31, 2022

pissballing 

Incorrect and or inadequately failing to achieve.
The locksmith failed to install a secure 5 metre lock, he was just pissballing about.
pissballing by FABARM January 17, 2018

Pissbating 

Applicable to males only. When you stroke your penis after you finish urinating to get all urine out. Usually only done by those with a masturbation addiction.
Tom: After I finished peeing, I started pissbating but I ended up masturbating and blew a load in my toilet.
Bill: Yeah dude I was there.
The ultimate form of being afraid or backing out of something. A combination of "pussy" and "wussbag". This is the most severe insult on your manhood. Generally, someone is called this when they are afraid to a simple task.
Guy #1: Hey, turn that kid's chair around, so when he comes back he'll have to turn it back to its original position.
Guy #2: No way man, he might get angry if I do that.
Guy #1: Oh my god! You are the biggest pussbag I've ever seen in my life!
Pussbag by Fitzman June 7, 2009
The ultimate form of being afraid or backing out of something. A combination of "pussy" and "wussbag". This is the most severe insult on your manhood. Generally, someone is called this when they are afraid to a simple task.
Guy #1: Hey, turn that kid's chair around, so when he comes back he'll have to turn it back to its original position.
Guy #2: No way man, he might get angry if I do that.
Guy #1: Oh my god! You are the biggest pussbag I've ever seen in my life!
Pussbag by Fitzman June 7, 2009

Pissbaby 

n. Not unlike a crybaby, but where a crybaby cries out of sadness, fear, or pain, a pissbaby pisses on things out of anger. A pissbaby is:

1. A person who becomes irrationally angry at being denied something they feel entitled to, even when they aren't.

2. A person who receives something they want, and immediately becomes irrationally angry at its perceived flaws while ignoring that it still has the qualities that made them want it in the first place.
"If she was really an ugly skank, you wouldn't have asked for her number. You're being a pissbaby."

"You just said the cast for the movie adaptation of your favorite book is perfect, but you've been complaining all night because it had a Nickelback song in the soundtrack. You're being a pissbaby."
Pissbaby by SLacey February 15, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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