Friend: "What happened last night man, girl told me you went limp?"
You: "Well I was pretty drunk and it happened so fast I didn't go to the bathroom when we got to my place."
Friend: "Uh oh"
You: "Yeah... I had pisskey dick real bad."
Cheap whiskey that you find in plastic bottles on the bottom shelf of the liquor store. The word itself is a portmanteau of "piss" and "whiskey", and for good reason.
I found some whiskey in plastic bottles, and didn't even take a second look, because it was obviously cheap pisskey.
Noun: A cat's tail when it gets scared or mad. The larger the tail, the more pissed off he is. One can also measure the state of the pissometer by how long it takes for the tail to get back to it's normal size.
The hole in one's penis from which piss comes. Largely in British use, particularly by cricketers (notably England Off-spinner John Embury) as documented by Simon Hughes in his award-winning book 'A Lot of Hard Yakka'