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pussykeeper 

(Noun) A male who persistently or illegitimately keeps the company, or attempts to gain the attention of an attractive or potentially desired female, even though he has no chance of forming a relationship or true friendship with her, often to the annoyance of other males. The girl may or may not be aware that the guy is pussykeeping her.
The word has been in use at Darwin bar, Cambridge for several years. Not the same meaning as cockblocker.
"I really fancy that girl, but that guy she is with is such a pussykeeper!" Or, "He's not her boyfriend, he's just a pussykeeper."
pussykeeper by David Cann May 8, 2008
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Pisskeeping 

The act of trying to piss away a toilet-bowl stain, rather than cleaning it using conventional means.
Dude, I've been doing some pisskeeping on that shit scar for three days now. It's almost gone.
Pisskeeping by scrapesman November 1, 2011

pissedpering

Pissed and whispering. When you're arguing with someone, but don't want anyone to hear you yelling to that person.
He started pissedpering at me when we got to the store because I insisted on looking through all my coupons rather than just buying the cheaper generics.
pissedpering by YamiSalami May 29, 2017

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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