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smash pissers 

to smash pissers means to have sex.
hey, do you wanna go smash pissers?
smash pissers by i love boobs February 6, 2007

Mashing Pissers 

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.
Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!
Mashing Pissers by Oalder February 26, 2021

Smashing Pissers 

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.
Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.

Rub Pissers 

Verna: Sweet party Mike!

Mike: Thanks, wanna go rub pissers?

Verna: You have no tact...
Rub Pissers by Oaksey January 25, 2011

smash pissers 

"you two smash pissers today?"

or

"i missed the bus cause we were smashing our pissers."
smash pissers by Jossling J man February 6, 2010

The Call of Piskers 

In order to complete this action, the use of a 2 way radio is needed. It takes place when you are absolutely frightened (and not sure what the hell to do) and afraid of getting locked in a closet, you radio for help by screaming for your shift supervisor.
Evan: Dude, did you hear what happened last night?

Chuck: Yeah, I heard there was The Call of Piskers.

Evan: Yeah, he got tied to a chair this time.
The Call of Piskers by mmg2011 October 14, 2011