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smash pissers
smash pissers by i love boobs February 6, 2007
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Mashing Pissers
Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!
Mashing Pissers by Oalder February 26, 2021
Smashing Pissers
The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.
Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night
Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.
Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.
Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
Smashing Pissers by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012
The Call of Piskers
In order to complete this action, the use of a 2 way radio is needed. It takes place when you are absolutely frightened (and not sure what the hell to do) and afraid of getting locked in a closet, you radio for help by screaming for your shift supervisor.
Evan: Dude, did you hear what happened last night?
Chuck: Yeah, I heard there was The Call of Piskers.
Evan: Yeah, he got tied to a chair this time.
Chuck: Yeah, I heard there was The Call of Piskers.
Evan: Yeah, he got tied to a chair this time.
The Call of Piskers by mmg2011 October 14, 2011
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