(girls talking)

Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!

Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.

pissitude by coolbeans May 1, 2008

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pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis

I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

pissitancy by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014

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Pissty-Nine

The same thing as a sixty-nine (69), but with both parties pissing.

Person 1: Dude, I heard that Brock and Misty were pissty-nining over the weekend.

Person 2: Why do people pissty-nine? Its nasty.

Person 1: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.

Pissty-Nine by Mr.Monopoly? January 1, 2012

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pissitive

You're pissed off but you're positive about what you're pissed about.

I'm pissitive my girl blew joe at the party...

pissitive by White2chains July 8, 2016

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Pissify

The pissification of making something piss related.

Yo did you see that building over there?
Yeah, I’m totally going to pissify it.

Pissify by pissykid October 7, 2021

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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