Skip to main content

Pissitivity 

Describes being as pissed off as you can possibly be.
This is causing some major pissitivity!
Pissitivity by noelleebellee December 12, 2010

pissitude 

(girls talking)

Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!

Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.
pissitude by coolbeans May 1, 2008

pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis
I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

Pissty-Nine 

The same thing as a sixty-nine (69), but with both parties pissing.
Person 1: Dude, I heard that Brock and Misty were pissty-nining over the weekend.

Person 2: Why do people pissty-nine? Its nasty.

Person 1: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Pissty-Nine by Mr.Monopoly? January 1, 2012

pissitive 

You're pissed off but you're positive about what you're pissed about.
I'm pissitive my girl blew joe at the party...
pissitive by White2chains July 8, 2016
The pissification of making something piss related.
Yo did you see that building over there?
Yeah, I’m totally going to pissify it.
Pissify by pissykid October 7, 2021