pissitate 

1. piss-itate = irr-itate. when some ones tried to piss you off they are pissitating (just like irritating).

2. piss-itate = piss-(particip)-ate. when your bus pull off for a pee break there's a bunch participating in pee'ing. Like mass urinate.

A bus pulls off at motel, so on boarders can pissitate, 2 minutes later: Stop 'pissitating' man, am already pissed off!!

pissitate by _slim_ August 7, 2012

Pissgate

When a politician hires a bunch of foreign prostitutes to piss all over each other on a bed once occupied by his/her political rival. The politician may or may not participate by contributing his own excrement (also known as “rhetoric”)

Melinda despises Democrats, so she hired some whores and engaged in Pissgate on the incumbent mayor’s hotel bed.

Pissgate by Cornyhotdogs November 1, 2017

positate

1. to turn a bad situation into a good one
2. to become positive

you gots ta look inside ya self, positate the negative, when life throws pies at you, you make ya self a tall cool glass of piemonade

Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!

positate by zEli March 10, 2005

pissitude 

a pissy attitude

(girls talking)

Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!

Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.

pissitude by coolbeans May 1, 2008

pigsitterish 

A guest who comes over and acts in the manner of someone who is hired to babysit, then eats all of the food in the house.

We would have lots of treats for brunch today if you had not acted so pigsitterish and eaten all of it yesterday.

pigsitterish by The Wendolyne September 22, 2021

pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis

I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

pissitancy by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014

pisstake 

A satire, parody, or mockery.

"Look at this scary fundamentalist Web site. I can't believe that anyone would say such things and mean them." "They don't. It's obviously a pisstake."

pisstake by Doctor Whom December 23, 2005