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pisses me by stephaynee March 11, 2014
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Pisses my jorts
An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate
Pisses my jorts by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018
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Pisses in the shower
a description of something that disgusts and/or irritates you.
Pisses in the shower by thorogoldd May 8, 2025
5 minute pisses
This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).
{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
5 minute pisses by Telephony May 18, 2014
squid pisses
the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.
squid pisses by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018
Whatever pisses your instrument.
A variant of the term 'Whatever floats your boat'.
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'
Jade and David are deep into conversation:
Jade: No, I don't want more kids!
David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.
Jade: .. What?
David: You heard me.
Jade: .. You be cray cray.
Jade: No, I don't want more kids!
David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.
Jade: .. What?
David: You heard me.
Jade: .. You be cray cray.
Whatever pisses your instrument. by I Can Ride A Mastodon March 13, 2010
That shit pisses me off
I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
That shit pisses me off by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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