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The best name ever. The best word ever. Slang for iguana. Name of my iguana.
Pismot hello! I am Pismot the Iguana and I love water balloons.
pismot by John Autismo September 1, 2021
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Pismo Clam 

A term given to any tragic or shameless promiscuous slut who comes from a middle to upper class upbringing.
Yeah man I'm pretty happy we broke up, I really didn't need to splash around with that Pismo Clam any longer.
Pismo Clam by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Pizmotality 

A word coined in 1954 by Vernon Green of the Medallions. "Pizmotality" means words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover. See "pompatus". The Steve Miller song, "Enter Maurice", used the words "sweet words of epismetology", which was probably a misheard version of word. Miller also borrowed another misheard Vernon Green word in the same song, "puppetutes", which he misheard as "pompatus".
Come closer to Maurice so I can whisper sweet words of epismetology (pizmotality) in your ear ...
Pizmotality by John Jablong October 28, 2006
Filipino word meaning uncircumcised, but in an unfavorable, derogatory manner. Someone who is pisot is not a man in Filipino society; someone who is dirty and unclean and still a child.
That dude is pisot so none of the girls will go out with him.
Pisot by Jason Corrigan June 16, 2008

Panic At Pismo

When you and your other out-of-state friends get caught in a riptide in California and need the coast guard to come get you.
Melodi got caught in the riptide at the Panic At Pismo!!!
pismo beach cali is the most AMAZING place ever,, it is the only beach town left that isnt uppity and snotty here in california,, its located "halfway between san fran and L.A" as all the hotels will tell you,, but anyways in the summer it comes alive with all kinda of people who have no idea how to treat this town and you cant even drive down price street.. the pacific coast highway runs right through,, its a pretty sick place,, any true bro&&orbro hoe can tell you that the pismo dunes are freakiin sick and youll always find them chilling out there,, theres 3 different types of tuorists in this town old folks ((soo cute)) families ((slightly less cute with the screaming children)) and then the bro scene of course,, if you go be sure to stop in pancho's surf shop down by the pier =)) oh&&the outlets are AWESOME they just recently got a no fear =)) so yeahh thats my pismo.. come visit but dont be a douche.
cute bro tyler "hey where are you headed this weekend dude?"
cute bro joe "me&&my chick ashley are going to pismo"
cute bro tyler "me too!"

adorable grandma "honey you know where i booked us this weekend?"
adorable grandpa "sea gypsy in pismo i hope"
pismo by C A L i C A L L i E January 14, 2010
A bisaya or cebuano (Philippines) word meaning Uncircumcised, Uncut
Mostly Europeans are pisot.
pisot by Ian Camp July 20, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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