poatology

The study of poat

The poat inflicted man was studied by the poatology studing professor

by Poater's helper February 7, 2009

Postology

The psychology behind social media posts, and the psychoanalysis of people who post, oftentimes to seek recognition, approval, gratification, and/or to boost their ego, as well as the reasoning behind those who provide reactions to social media posts.

When we studied social media posts in psychology class, we focused on the postology of a Facebook post about what someone ate for dinner last night.

by cardonick October 28, 2022

peontology

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.

For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.

by seksimopho October 21, 2012

pornology

1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic bent to your explanation to your wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.

Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna Jameson's role in contemporary American pornology, thank you very much!

by Night Comes On March 7, 2004

Ppotatology

Ppotatology is the belief that an epic potato used half of his epicness to create the universe, the religion also believes that epic potato will rise from the soils of the sacred potato field and “epicly prank the sinners and heretics”.

You: what is your religion?

Booga clown: Ppotatology

You: WHATS THAT?
Booga clown: read the text above dumb ass!

by The Church of epic potato January 25, 2020

poopology

The study of fecal matter expelled from the anus.

Poopology is not an exact science.

by certified poopologist April 9, 2004

Pintology

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.

- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.

by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010