pilktology

Pilktology is the science born and inspired by pilk, to dare and venture into the deepest depths of milk mixing pleasure.

Pilktologist : i am a proud practicer of Pilktology

by The Pilktologist April 23, 2024

Pintology

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.

- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.

by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010

pimptology

the science of pimpin'

I studied pimptology at LBC Community College.

by Shen Nasty August 8, 2002

piratology

The scientific study of Pirates. What else would it be?

a: what will your major be in college?
b: i'm going to major in piratology then minor in english.
a: sweet.

by Billythepiraticalunicorn April 5, 2009

Platology

An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s

“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”

by E-diddy July 17, 2023

pitology

It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).

When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

Pintology

The studying of the pint

Dan: Hey John, Would you consider yourself religious?
John: Yes, I'm very much into my Pintology. Pint orrr?

by the durs April 2, 2015