pipex 

Pipex is a ship from the Netflix show Orange Is The New Black composed of Piper Chapman and Alex Vause. It's very painful because Piper is an undecided bitch and Alex loves her lots.

Alex: I heart you
Piper: let me think about that for a sec ok i love you but larry is a safe choice buT FINE I heart you too

Thats pipex

pipex by real_pain i hate loving them January 17, 2014

Bang the Pipes 

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

Bang the Pipes by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Double pipe classic 

Is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time

Credit: Tom Segura

Beeman

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

Double pipe classic by Vintagetom May 23, 2019

Pipe Time

Pipe Time is the time allocated for sexual intercourse between people.

Yo ngl guys i love Pipe Time

Pipe Time by imjustacooldude October 4, 2019

pipe killer 

When you take a shit so big it kills your pipes.

Dang! Mason left a pipe killer and flooded his whole house

pipe killer by sampli August 17, 2022

rusty pipeline 

When two dicks rap around each other like slugs during sex. Masturbation in this position can cause sensation for both dudes (or girls with dicks).

Alex: RUSTY PIPELINE!

Noah: OKAY, MY DICK ON TOP THOUGH!

rusty pipeline by WeinerBoobs69 February 12, 2014

Soot pipe 

The outer residual of black resulting from a bic lighter on a sweaty day and a pipe you smoke ish from

I was like jerry beware it’s a smoggy day and the breathing conditions are terrible don’t forget to wipe the soot pipe son

Soot pipe by Roobeer October 24, 2020