pipets

Russian slang similar to fuck, used in reaction to a bad situation.

Pronounced pii-pyets

The teacher didn't give us enough material to prepare and we all failed, pipets.

by Morosov February 28, 2018

Pipet

The bread goddess. Goddess of bread and all bread of goddess

Pipet: Hey want some bread?
Gerald: Nah I'm good
*Gerald chokes on bread

by The Space Cow February 24, 2022

pipet

A glass tube used in science. Commonly used as a straight smoking pipe.

Dude, did you see mike steal a pipet during chemistry class? he'll have fun with that!

by L1BERTINA GR1MM October 03, 2007

mouth pipetting

Performing oral sex, especially on a scientist or laboratory worker

The attractive female lab tech asked about the dangers of mouth pipetting and if she was at risk to accidentally inhale the DNA sample she wanted to collect

by DrHyde November 05, 2010

mouth pipetting

1. Using one's mouth to precisely transfer liquids using a pipette.

2. A very accurate but Darwinistic way of measuring liquids due to the possibility of swallowing chemicals.

Bob was the most precise lab tech around because of his controversial use of mouth pipetting. Unfortunately this is now on his tombstone because the retard drank acid.

by your mom sucks me hard September 02, 2009