pintled

to be in the state of total wastedness. its a popular term in the shetland isles, possible original dialect. mostly used in a non offensive manner.

"you should've seen the state of him, he was absolutely pintled"!

by buffy irvine October 23, 2010

Pintoed

When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.

This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today.

by SkinnyDickDaddy October 22, 2016

Pintle Hook

When a man's Prince Albert piercing gets caught up on a woman's clit ring.

A guy goes to the doctor and says to him "Look doc, you're a man, I'm a man, let me explain something to you... I was on the business end of a pintle hook, is there anything you can do to help me out?"

by Jared Dreym August 9, 2009

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

Pinted

The act of doing nothing but getting high then sitting down and eating a entire pint of ice cream. While eating your ice cream you may also watch T.V., a film, or porn.

Adam got pinted today while he watched 'Gettysburg'

by J-SWON August 20, 2009

Pintle

A small penis. From Old English pintel (“penis”).

I stood next to John at the urinal last night and saw his pintle. It was tiny.

Louis was wearing a morphsuit and I could see his little pintle.

He alas is as good a man as ever pissed with his pintle.

by Archibald Jimmy June 29, 2012

pintoed

When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.

D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."

by Dr.Morrison December 17, 2008