e-pistle

An excessively long e-mail, giving unnecessary information or unsolicited advice.

"My dad always writes really long emails telling me what to do, they're like e-pistles of St. Paul!"

by witz April 20, 2007

the yeet pistle

lazer beams finishes his soda and proceeds to yeet his empty can into a trash bin

THE YEET PISTLE IS AMAZING

by LAZERBEAMFAN March 23, 2020

pistle winket

A condom (Commonwealth English).

Don't forget your pistle winket, mate.

by kyle347 May 30, 2011

pistled

like pissed, but a little embarrassed. Like when you're upset that something has made you upset.

*playing church basketball*
*gets dunked on*
*gets pistled*

by m34twh1stl3 February 22, 2019

pistle

pussy whistle

damn man, i made that bitch "pistle"

by bobhegway August 17, 2024