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When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.
D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."
pintoed by Dr.Morrison December 17, 2008
When your shifts at work go from several days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week
How come Matt isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting pintoed.
Pintoed by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024
When your shifts at work go from multiple days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week
How come Christian isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting Pintoed.
Pintoed by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024

half-pinted-fuck 

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint
Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"
half-pinted-fuck by carnette September 23, 2023
The act of doing nothing but getting high then sitting down and eating a entire pint of ice cream. While eating your ice cream you may also watch T.V., a film, or porn.
Adam got pinted today while he watched 'Gettysburg'
Pinted by J-SWON August 20, 2009
to be in the state of total wastedness. its a popular term in the shetland isles, possible original dialect. mostly used in a non offensive manner.
"you should've seen the state of him, he was absolutely pintled"!
pintled by buffy irvine October 23, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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