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When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.
D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."
pintoed by Dr.Morrison December 17, 2008
When your shifts at work go from several days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week
How come Matt isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting pintoed.
Pintoed by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024
When your shifts at work go from multiple days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week
How come Christian isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting Pintoed.
Pintoed by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024

half-pinted-fuck 

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint
Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"
half-pinted-fuck by carnette September 23, 2023
The act of doing nothing but getting high then sitting down and eating a entire pint of ice cream. While eating your ice cream you may also watch T.V., a film, or porn.
Adam got pinted today while he watched 'Gettysburg'
Pinted by J-SWON August 20, 2009
to be in the state of total wastedness. its a popular term in the shetland isles, possible original dialect. mostly used in a non offensive manner.
"you should've seen the state of him, he was absolutely pintled"!
pintled by buffy irvine October 23, 2010
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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