Pintoed

When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.

This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today.

by SkinnyDickDaddy October 22, 2016

pintoed

When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.

D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."

by Dr.Morrison December 17, 2008

Pintoed

When your shifts at work go from several days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week

How come Matt isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting pintoed.

by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024

Pintoed

When your shifts at work go from multiple days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week

How come Christian isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting Pintoed.

by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

Pinted

The act of doing nothing but getting high then sitting down and eating a entire pint of ice cream. While eating your ice cream you may also watch T.V., a film, or porn.

Adam got pinted today while he watched 'Gettysburg'

by J-SWON August 20, 2009

pintled

to be in the state of total wastedness. its a popular term in the shetland isles, possible original dialect. mostly used in a non offensive manner.

"you should've seen the state of him, he was absolutely pintled"!

by buffy irvine October 23, 2010