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ping pong 

The greatest non-video game past time on the face of the 3rd planet.
You: dood, lets go play some ping pong, damnit.
ping pong by Beanchan April 24, 2005

ping pong 

The greatest sport on the face of the Earth
Ken- "Did you hear Bill went on a cruise? Sounded like fun"

Charles- "aww man, do you know what he could be doin'? He could be playin' ping pong right now"
ping pong by milk king October 3, 2010

ping pong 

A sexual act involving three people. One person is on all fours while they are fucked in the mouth as well as the ass or vagina. Usually takes place with two men as the ''paddles'' and one woman as the ''ball''. The paddles knock the ball back and forth. The men knock the woman back and forth.

Any combination of males and females can be utilized during this act based on the sexual interests of those partaking. However if a man is the 'ball' the option of a ''paddle'' fucking the vagina is emlininated. In this case only the mouth and anus may be used...unless you're into some crazy shit.
John and Pete ping-ponged the shit out of Laura!
ping pong by Don Clark August 23, 2005

ping pong 

Ping pong, or table tennis, is a game for two to four people played on a table with a ball and small paddles.
ping pong by Aquarian129 April 12, 2007

Ping Pong 

A politically incorrect generic given name for a person of Asian ancestry.
Me: Upon leaving the laundromat, the clerk said, "Sank you most honorable man, come gain wheel soon."

Friend: What was her name?

Me: I don't know, Ping Pong?!?

ping-pong 

Cockney rhyming slang for "strong"
He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub. -Barfly Jack
ping-pong by Your Testicles September 11, 2011
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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