pinchey

A small pipe used to smoke marijuana. Also known as a One Hitter.

Let's go smoke a pinchey bro.

by Willow September 19, 2005

pinched cheek shuffle

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

pinche baboso

Spanish slang for a really big dumb ass, idiot or fool.

Juan, every time you speak you sound like a Pinche Baboso.

by The fisheye August 4, 2017

Peter Pinchers

Is when a male is wearing shorts that are SOO short and tight that it pinches the dick and nut sack area. Opposite of "coochie cutters" as when a female wears "booty shorts" or tight tight shorts therefore cutting into the vagina area.

"Girl did you see his dick and nuts in those peter pinchers he's wearing"?

"Yes you could tell he was 2 inches soft and he shaves!"

by LizzzyWelcome December 9, 2009

pinche pendejo

Fucking idiot

El es pinche pendejo

by Maya Hammond December 12, 2015

pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

pinche gringo

Fuckin’ white boy; Mexican slang

“I can’t eat that! It’s way too spicy!”
“Aye, pinche gringo, no es picante”

by Fuckintired September 11, 2018