pimpnig 

its like a mixture between a pimp and a black dude :D

no disrespect intended

What's up my pimpnig?

pimpnig by logirlve15 May 22, 2009

Pimping agency 

Pimping agency - staffing or employment agencies that treat you like a dog, make lots of money off of you, and pay you next to nothing in return ... (in my opinion).

A pimping agency treats their workers like dogs. No matter how bad the place is that they send you to work, you have to suck it up, do a good job and not complain. A pimping agency gives you no paid vacation, no paid holidays, no paid sick leave, no benefits. They rake in lots of money from your hard labor and pay you next to nothing. Note: Not every staffing or temporary agency is a pimping agency, just most of them (in my opinion).

Pimping agency by maryal March 10, 2013

48 Laws of Pimping 

(Noun)/noun/
1.These laws come from the book Pimpology; A "How To Pimp-A-Hoe" Book, in case the "p-i-m-p" forgets how.

2.To also benefit Po'tential prostitus as much to learn "Pimp game";explanation of the general philosophies of pimping.

48 Laws of Pimping

Purse First, Ass Last
Get a Name in a Game
Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
Keep a Ho in Arrears
Prey on the Weak
When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
Pimp the Game
Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
Learn the Rules
Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
Ain’t No Love in this Shit
Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
Better a Turnout than a Burnout
Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
Give Motivation and Inspiration
Get You A Bottom Bitch
Cop and Blow
Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
Get in a Ho’s Head
A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
Keep Hoes on Their Toes
A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
Set the Trend
Grind for Your Shine
The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
Keep Your Game on the Low
Be a Leader
Play One Ho Against the Next
Prosperity over Popularity
Look out for Suzy Choosy
Turn a Tramp into a Champ
Bring Your People With You to theTop
Show Respect to Get Respect
Trust Nothing but the Game
Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
Let a Ho Know
Wreck a Hater
Switch Up
Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
If You Can See It, You Can Be It
You Need Fire and Desire
Get Rid of the Word “If”
Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
Don’t Believe the Hype

48 Laws of Pimping by Gigi Ette January 5, 2013

Budget Pimping 

Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.

(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)

"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"

"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."

Budget Pimping by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009

j.pimping 

Artist from Rhode island who lived in Florida for years.
Started writing music at the age of 14 and once he moved back to Rhode island started to take rap seriously.
Very musically inclined i might add even though he raps he does different forms of rap and keeps a great flow

His name is Joshua Neilson Brooks and is now 16.

Jim: what has j.pimping done?
Tom: well ...
at 13 i done lost my virginity

14 i was playing for keeps

15 man i done started rapping
at 16 man my name off the leash

j.pimping by drippxngxld November 15, 2019

j.pimping 

Rapper from Providence Rhode Island.
You can only listen to him on soundcloud but isn’t a normal soundcloud rapper.
Real name is Joshua Brooks.
He’s also a really cool and funny person to be around

Who’s j.pimping
That’s the new soundcloud rapper he’ll make it one day

j.pimping by 1000x🤪 April 18, 2019

pimptight 

adjective: rad cool, mad dom, uber awesome; generally above average in all respects

adrian is pimptight

pimptight by ballerstatus92 March 18, 2010